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What's the worst that could happen?

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Why did the cow kick the goat?

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Q: Why did the cow kick the goat? A: Because she was "moo"dy
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Why wouldn't the fish share his candy with the other fish?

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Q: Why wouldn't the fish share his candy with the other fish? A: Because the other fish ate him.
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A tourist goes into a bar, and there's a dog sitting in a chair, playing poker

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A tourist goes into a bar, and there's a dog sitting in a chair, playing poker. He says, "Is that dog really playing poker?" And the bartender says, "Yeah, but he's not too good. Whenever he has a good hand, he starts wagging his tail."
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