Where do you find a dog with no legs? Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps - September 29, 2017 Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it. Read more
This is my step ladder Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps - September 27, 2017 "This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder." Read more
I bought my friend an elephant for his room Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps - September 25, 2017 I bought my friend an elephant for his room... He said "Thanks!" I said "Don't mention it." Read more
What rhymes with orange Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps - September 22, 2017 My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't" Read more
A horse walks into a bar Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps - September 20, 2017 A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Because I'm an alcoholic and it's killing my family." Read more
chmod -R 007 / Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps - September 18, 2017 chmod -R 007 / Read more
A guy drags a chain into a bar Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps - September 15, 2017 A guy drags a chain into a bar. The bartender asks "why are you dragging that chain behind you?" The man replies "Man, you ever try pushing one of these?" Read more